Well,you did call him a glorified high school science teacher whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.

In my defense,I prefaced that by saying,"with all due respect."

Why didn't you say anything?

Morning.

Damn it.

You're making eggs for breakfast?

This isn't breakfast,it's an experiment.

'Cause it looks a lot like breakfast.

I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of the water molecules from the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste.

Sounds yummy.