mom的电影例句

I'd only known your mom about a year when she came over to my house this one day.

The only thing I've ever made was an ashtray for my mom that says, "Rub your butt here."

Did you see when the mom from the other team came over and thanked me for having you?

Every time my dad stayed out all night, my mom would put hamster poop in his chewing tobacco.

And since my mom and you are dear friends, I'll resist the urge to flip you the bird.

You kno, usually, when you're done with the pregnant thing, and you get to do the mom thing.

Yeah, if your mom could see her little Bar Mitzvah boy right now, she'd have a heart attack.

I just figured god decided I couldn't possibly be a good mom, so he didn't make it happen.

And when you're a ghetto whore teen mom, you become a prostitute so you can pay your bills.

When I was 13, my dad caught my mom having an affair, and he walked out on us.