Last time a guy told you to wear something cute, You said, "Like what? Yo nuts?"

You really like this guy.

Oh, can you just not ruin this for me by pointing out what's good about it?

- Ooh, snacks. - No, don't eat those.

That's for the meeting with the writers.

Writers are actors who gave up, so they're allowed to eat.

Can we talk about casting with these writers?

Because for once, I want a name to play me, not just some lady who falls out of her tube top on "Cops."

Hi, everybody!

Sophie, I thought you were gonna be at the healer who's gonna help you get pregnant until well after our meeting.