Nah, they're at home getting their vaginas interviewed.

Whoa, whoa, what do you mean you got kicked out, though?

Guess what's not getting stroked tonight.

Old Adam's paintbrush.

Discrimination.

I think you can only claim discrimination, you know, if your issue isn't your own choice.

That is the end of our show.

I'd like to thank all of our performers.

You live the stories that we live to hear.

Hey, Caroline.