Stop texting. Help me.

This is just a boring, preliminary, get-to-know-you meeting.

- It would really be better if-- - I wasn't here.

Yeah, I get it. I know when I'm not wanted.

That's why I high-tailed it out of my mother's womb.

Anyway, I have a big Hollywood meeting myself.

- You do? - Uh, yeah.

I have an appointment to go stand in line for a little thing called "The Price Is Right."

You ever heard of it?

Ah, you know you have.