Hello.

There are lots of empty seats around, and yet you are sitting very close.

Oh. Does that bother you?

Well, as you know, I don't like to be sat right next to except for Farkle.

You have very nice eyes.

Okay. They formed in utero, starting with my optic nerves and then my retinas.

So it's okay with you if I just stay right here, right?

Well, you know, Farkle's not here and you're invading my personal space like a Hun.

If Farkle was here, you would be making a joke like I was hitting on you.

You know what? Maybe everything will stay exactly the way it is and 16 will be just as sweet as all of our other years.