My editor just quit, and my books are not exactly flying off the shelves.

Could you pick up some extra shifts? Oh, yeah, I will...

As soon as they create a 30-hour day.

I'm working around the clock.

What about that big job you just did for the last three months?

What did you do with that money?

Susan, we're not married anymore.

And what I do with my money is none of your business.

Yeah, well, if we were still married, you'd...

Probably would've waited until I finished my sentence.