Okay, all through this first section, you're driving right through Snoresville, and then you take a slight right into Who-gives-a-crap-town.

The point is you're driving a 2016 Ford Bore-us.

All right, fine.

I'll put some of your jokes in.

Oh, but I don't want to attack Anne Hathaway.

Hasn't she been through enough?

And after it was all said and done, I looked at my vagina...

And my vagina looked at me, and we shared a knowing glance.

It was as if she was giving me permission to tell her story.

Thank you, vagina.