The book turned out to be a total hatchet job.

My car runs on reclaimed cooking oil.

I have some literature, if you want it.

That's okay. Save the paper.

The movie's a disaster.

But thank God I have one good thing in my life, and that's you.

My entire house is solar-powered.

I sell energy back to the grid and use that money to save polar bears.

Wait, wait, wait.

I spent 50 years roaming the countryside as a wild stallion, but I am tired of the rodeo, and I'm finally ready to saddle up.