I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges.

But I waited until I got married. As did your father.

And it was so much better.

But daddy ended up cheating on you.

Yes. Well...

And ever since he moved back, you've been miserable.

Why would you say that?

The walls between our bedrooms are paper thin.

I hear more stuff than I probably should.

Look, mom, I love you a lot, But you really are the last person ever to give anyone advice about sex and happiness.