Son of a...

If this doesn't stop your mother-in-law from criticizing your cooking, I will give you a full refund.

Hey, can I borrow you a sec?

Now? People are waiting. You'll still be a celebrity in five minutes.

Come on.

Excuse me.

You want to explain this?

Oh, dear. I was hoping to spare your feelings, but since you know, I wasn't comfortable having my recipe made with substandard ingredients.

Jen.

Jen, I know this may sound a little...