Looks like my appearance on the Brooklyn Small Business podcast really paid off!

These aren't customers, silly.

These are just women that will do literally anything for money.

Will any of them wait tables?

Han, can I go work in your office?

I just need to write my life story.

I promise I won't play with your Legos.

You mean those little plastic men protecting his virginity?

Sophie, ready to meet the next potential surrogate?

Oh, well, the lady in stall two is out.