Here she is.

You want some? It's Scotch.

No. Put it away.

Oh, my God, this is my dream job.

I told my guidance counselor that I wanted to do this and she laughed in my face.

No. It is. It I-- Uh, I was -- it's his.

No, it's not.

And they're gonna love you even more when they read the rest of my book.

And bring a knife so we can cut this into 20 pieces!

Nobody is gonna read that book.