Well, at least I'm not a tease.

What a waste of an afternoon.

My publisher has been begging me to do a local launch for my book. Hmm.

I could do a signing at your restaurant and finally fill the place.

Would you hold that for a moment? Oh.

C-C-Can someone give me a ride?

I need to go after the guy I was here with.

Let's go. He's worth it.

Ooh, a hat.

Fun.