You can't just use your cop "get outta jail free" card?

I'm your employer, not your daddy or your girlfriend or your therapist.

Go. I just got bumped up to first.

Livin' in LA and lovin' my life.

Hi, Sophie. How are you?

Oh, not too good.

I'm surprised he didn't spritz them with aftershave.

What is wrong with nice invitations?

Mom, it's a pool party.

Why couldn't he have just passed out flyers in the quad.