Brought you a coffee.

I can synthesize coffee. You don’t need to make excuses to come see me...

Yeah I knew you’d say that so I didn’t even bring a cup.

Any progress? Yes, Morty, I found the version of me that killed my wife.

You just missed it. Okay, I get it.

I had a big sword fight with him on top of Hoover Dam, then he fell and landed on a sharp spike, whispered “thank you” like a werewolf.

Was asking to be polite.

The family wants you upstairs to deal with Mr. Poopybutthole.

It’s finally time, huh?

Well, lucky for you guys, I know how to make someone leave.