I've been a team booster for years.

What is he doing in there?

I think we both know what he's doing in there.

We support athletics and we educate at-risk youth about careers in closets.

Dad?! Get out of here!

Don't be embarrassed, son. It's perfectly natural!

Get out!

Okay, everybody. Cake time!

Thank god. I really have to study.

Okay, this is the biggest day of your lives and you're looking like a bunch of little girls out there!