And the salesman swore you'd never know the difference, and she didn't.

Well... At least you won't feel bad if you ever lose them.

I just wanted to get you a really nice gift, and I don't know.

I-I guess I was embarrassed when I couldn't.

Mike, don't ever feel like you have to spend money to impress me.

Okay?

Trust me.

I'm already very impressed.

Ugh. Okay, okay. Point made.

Move along.