Oh, my god. You're her!

Well, technically, I'm she, but yes.

Your Turkey tetrazzini saved my marriage.

Would you sign this for me?

Certainly.

I am so excited to be tasting your food tonight.

My food? What are you talking about?

Oh, well, it says here the chefs of Scavo's are going to be making recipes from your book. They are?

I can't wait to try that four cheese pizza.

Well, you might have to.