11? Mom, it's not even a school night!

Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good.

You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility, But I cannot.

What... What's going on here?

Was this have to do with the condom you left in my room?

Hey, way back in the day, I was all up and down the Strip.

Mom, trust me. This is very funny.

Sophie, Max didn't come home last night, but we don't know that she got laid.

So obviously we need to talk.

Well, good.