Is Bernadette meeting us at the restaurant?

Uh, no. Actually, I didn't invite her.

How come?

Well, ever since she helped me get this job, she won't stop bugging me.

Well, I think she just wants you to do well, and she's worried that you won't 'cause you were just a stunningly poor waitress.

That is not true.

I'm still waiting on my mini corndogs from two years ago.

I told you, they'll be right out.

Okay, so no Bernadette.

Well, you saw her the other night. Am I wrong?