No, I just...

I feel kind of uncomfortable talking about her like this.

Usually when someone's being talked about behind their back, it's me and it's right in front of my face.

I-I'm sorry. I just need a little break from her.

I understand.

You know, there is some research that indicates that sharing negative attitudes about a third party can be a powerful bonding force between two friends.

So, what are you saying?

I'm saying, in the spirit of science, what is that little skank's problem?

So, I've been trying to come up with a cute couple's nickname for me and Emily.

What do you like better-- Emippali...