or Koothrapemily?

Why is it your last name and her first name?

Oh, well, her last name is Sweeney, and something just didn't seem right about Koothrapeeney.

Hey, how'd it go with human resources?

Awful.

Yeah, they're allowing me to move on from string theory, but they made me a junior professor and are requiring me to teach a class.

I don't understand. Why is it bad that you have to teach?

What a stupid question.

The kids are gonna love him.

I can't believe I have to waste my time babysitting a bunch of grad students who probably think dark matter is what's in their diapers.