Why are you telling me this?

Because it's taken 15 years, but high school is finally awesome!

I love them both, but I'm in the center now, and I love that even more.

Amy, please. I am trying to figure out a way to intellectually emasculate a dear friend of mine.

- But I'm just... - Not now.

You better watch that attitude, buddy.

You're dating the popular girl now.

You're up late.

Oh, I'm working on my lesson plan for Wolowitz.

He is going to be so lost.