What is the correct interpretation of quantum mechanics?

Since every interpretation gives exactly the same answer to every measurement, they are all equally correct.

However, I know you believe in the Many Worlds Interpretation, so I'll say that. Now do you think I'm smart enough?

No.

Oh, come on. You might've gone to school for a couple more years than me, but guess what-- engineers are just as smart as physicists.

You take that back!

No.

So, after drinks with Bernadette, I get home, and Penny calls to complain about her.

And then while I'm talking to Penny, I get a text from Bernadette.

Wh... I'm trying to prepare my lesson plan for Howard.