I don't think you'd understand a single thing I was talking about.

Ask why not again; I've got an answer.

Sheldon, I'm more than smart enough to take your class.

No.

Yes.

How would you determine the ground state of a quantum system with no exact solution?

I would guess a wave-function and then vary its parameters until I found the lowest energy solution.

Do you know how to integrate X squared times E to the minus X, without looking it up?

I'd use Feynman's trick-- differentiate under the integral sign.

Okay.