It's called parallel play.

Yeah, toddlers do that.

Not as well as we do.

You believe this guy? He has to be the best at everything.

So what? Why do you even care?

Oh, listen to them.

Not even married and the honeymoon's over.

Whatever. You can't even go on a date without checking your relationship agreement.

If you've got a problem basing a relationship on a contract, I'd like to tell you about 13 plucky colonies that entered a "Relationship agreement"

called the U.S. Constitution.