It's always the same thing -- slippers.

You never know. She might surprise you this year.

Would you care to take a visit to the museum of maternal indifference?

Watch it!

Oh, careful!

You guys are really moving her downstairs right now?

Aren't you gonna be late for work?

They're not gonna fire an elf on Christmas Eve.

Ugh, I thought this would be lighter without my shoes on it.

You know, once you set up your room, you could put books on this.