Books...on a shoe shelf.

Right.

- You're not gonna jump on that? - I'm just too happy!

After today, there'll be no more clothes thrown everywhere, no more hour-long phone calls where all she says is "No way."

I think it's a little sad that you guys are doing this today.

I remember when you used to get into the same bed on Christmas Eve and talk about all the presents you were gonna get.

It's a perfect day for it!

When I wake up in my own room tomorrow, I'm going to be giving thanks for my independence.

And isn't that what Christmas is all about?

Seriously? Nothing?