Yeah, Dad, you do that.

You do not have to look so happy about it.

I've got two tickets to a concert, You see, that right there is a very original situation.

And I will never forgive you for that.

Now, get the fuck out of my house.

I don't want anything bad to happen to us.

Hey, this is a dumb question, but the gay thing and the rectal cancer thing aren't related, are they?

- Get out of here! - Never mind.

This spot taken?

I was saving it. For who?