And what do you want from me?

Well, they don't allow convicted juveniles in the program.

And I'm not stupid.

Make the world a better place.

Stomp out evil, preserve humanity...

My friends and I just want to place to play baseball after school so we're not hanging on the streets like rap people.

Kid, I started the candy scam.

Personal responsibility.

Own your shit at home first.

Pass the syrup.