I tell you,I love the boy to death,but he has been difficult since he fell out of me at the k-mart.

Excuse me for being so bold,but I now see where sheldon gets his smoldering good looks.

Honey,that ain't gonna work,but you keep tryin'.

I made chicken.

I hope that isn't one of the animals that you people think is magic.

You know,we have an indian gentleman at our church, a dr.Patel-- it's a beautiful story.

The lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on lasik-- you know,those that needed it.

Leonard: That is a lovely story.

Um,are we gonna do anything about sheldon?

Oh,we will.