Anyway,when he went on the internets to get some, a man from the government came by and sat him down real gentle, and told him it's against the law to have yellow-cake uranium in a shed.

Well,what happened?

Well,poor boy had a fit.

Locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray.

A death ray?

Well,that's what he called it.

Didn't even slow down the neighbor kids.

It pissed our dog off to no end.

You know,you two make a cute couple.

uh,no. We're not...