Sure, I engaged in some friendly e-mail banter.

I guess I realized blue shirts make my eyes sparkle.

Might have done a few push-ups in the parking lot before the pizza party, but that's for everybody.

He's trying to make a fool of me.

Sonia, I have to go.

Where have you been all day?

I see what you're implying. Fine.

Her name is Laura, she means nothing to me, and the only reason my wedding ring is off is 'cause I was afraid I would lose it in her dough.

I'm sorry.

What the hell are you talking about?