And you thought they all had a silver lining.

Here-- day one.

Uh, this was the seat I was going to sit in but didn't because there were cracker crumbs on it.

As it was first class, I suspect Ritz.

This is the train bathroom.

This is the Imodium I took so I would never have to use the train bathroom.

I cannot believe you traveled the entire country and never left the train station.

I know.

You know, I almost died in a fire in Des Moines, but I stayed put.

FYI-- that's when the Imodium gave out.