Look, most importantly, this will let you move on and study dark matter.

It is true that many of my heroes have taken students under their wings:

Feynman, Einstein, Professor X.

Humorously, in the case of Professor X, some of his students actually had wings.

That's rich.

I'll use that one to lighten the mood after my entire class fails the midterm.

Measuring starfish serotonin levels in response to one point two molar stimulation of pleasure cells.

You like that, don't you?

That's right, say my name.

- Hey, what's going on? - Not much.