Well, that's not your fault.

I called the department secretary to see what happened.

Apparently, I have a reputation for being obnoxious.

What?

Hey, Sheldon, I'm sorry.

No, it's fine.

Now I can devote all my time to dark matter.

Aw, you brought cookies for everyone?

Oh, yes. Fig Newtons.

I was going to ask them: which scientist both helped to develop calculus and had a famous cookie named after him?